Old school sammies are extra saucy at Hoagie Boyz. Plastic cafeteria trays and retro-cool checkered floor are refreshed with neon signs and an ultra-cheeky wall menu, with punchy language and gen-z quips. Hilarious commentary is backed with solid eats, like the Evil Morty sub packing mortadella, zingy pepperoncini and shredded veg into a cloud-like Gunn’s Italian sesame roll.